"Fly the Friendly Skies of CIA... Central Intelligence Airways!"

Goon Squad

We at Central Intelligence Airways are always looking to please our customers! Looking to get away to Detroit for some hot action that will set your pants on fire? We can help, even though you don't have a passport, don't have any money, won't be taking along any luggage and only need a one-way ticket.

Our associates at ICTS at the Netherlands Schiphol Airport will be there with the cash and their MOSSAD personnel who will look the other way, negating that pesky trip thru customs and making sure no red flags are raised!

How about a one-way trip to see New York's skyscrapers? No problem, as we have extensive experience commandeering jetliners and flying them into some of the world's tallest buildings!

No need to pack anything for this trip, as you will be meeting your maker at the conclusion of this fireball extravaganza! Again, our MOSSAD associates at Huntleigh, operating out of Boston's Logan Airport, will gently guide you and greatly assist the aftermath psyops with pre-planted leads and clues that point the finger of blame at your Arab or Persian country of choice!

Click on this link to see our full line of assistance in air travel, no matter what part of the world you live or where you want to go!
Central Intelligence Airways.... "Leave the Flying and Dying to Us!"