Netanyahu, George Bush, and Tony Blair all die and are promptly sent to Hell. While languishing in Hell, they notice a bright red phone nearby. They ask Satan what is that phone doing there and so the devil informs them, it is for those wanting to call back home.
George Bush decides to make the first call and talks for about 5 minutes and is charged $1 million dollars, Tony Blair calls home and talks for 10 minutes and is charged $500,000 dollars, and then Netanyahu calls home and talks for 4 hours and is charged only $4.95...
After seeing this Bush and Blair are pissed and ask the Devil why such a big difference between what they were charged and what Netanyahu was charged.
The Devil informs them that since 1948, all calls to that country are "local" calls!
Mike
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