Friday, June 19

Israeli channel making fun of Jesus and Virgin Mary and Christians Still Support Israel?





English Translation of the above Video


You must have heard that we are having on a weekly basis a cardinal or a patriarch or a bishop or a priest or a monk or any other boy in a group - of which all members have had sex with him- who denies the Holocaust...

They deny the Holocaust and I have decided -instead of getting angry- to do the same with them and deny the Christianity,, yes, Im not kidding,, we should teach them a lesson, and this is what we are going to do now:

We deny every night things that are said by Christian Church, you remember yesterday we denied that Jesus walked on water, and here is the next video:

Christians tell you that Mary mother of Jesus was virgin and that is not true, the evidence of that is simple that John the Baptist used to surprised her by putting his two fingers in her sides, but Mary wouldnt jump, besides, if Mary was really virgin she wouldnt show sexual equipment in the evening show with Yousefos Vlabios.

The truth is that in age of 15 Mary got pregnant from her colleague at school, her parents wanted to send her to the monastery, but since Jesus wasnt born by that time and the Christianity wasnt yet there, there was no monastery, so Marys parents left her in a football stadium where she had a hot night in a hotel with Canaan team members, but who was really virgin by then is David Poe and thats why misunderstanding happened.
Dont believe the Christian church.

Christians tell you that Jesus walked on the water of Lake Tiberius, and that is not true. Jesus was too fat that he was ashamed to go out of his house, so how could he go to Lake Tiberius in the swimming clothes?!

Christians show Jesus to you like that,, but these pictures are fake, the truth is Jesus was used to eat holly bread since the age of 3, and thats why he was fat. He would seem like that if he got to the age of forty.

Jesus had lived his entire life trying to reduce his weight, and as for him each supper was the Last Supper. His enemy was Atkins of the pillows.
Jesus was saying he would start his diet on a Sunday, and thats why Sunday is a holly day for Christians.

Who walked on water was David Poe, and here where the confusion came from.
Dont believe the Christian church.
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